The Ugly Mermaid And Other Aquatic Tales Clifford James Hayes

ISBN: 9781484101902

Published: April 2nd 2013

Paperback

76 pages


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The Ugly Mermaid And Other Aquatic Tales  by  Clifford James Hayes

The Ugly Mermaid And Other Aquatic Tales by Clifford James Hayes
April 2nd 2013 | Paperback | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, audiobook, mp3, ZIP | 76 pages | ISBN: 9781484101902 | 8.39 Mb

Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at The Ugly Mermaid’s aquatic adventure!‘Why have the undersea gods forsaken me so, and left me with a face that’s as lumpy as a toad’s back? Why do my arms look like fat, tattooed saveloyMoreFans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at The Ugly Mermaid’s aquatic adventure!‘Why have the undersea gods forsaken me so, and left me with a face that’s as lumpy as a toad’s back?

Why do my arms look like fat, tattooed saveloy sausages? What terrible, shameful thing have I done to end up this way, with my bristly belly of lard and facial jelly-moles the size of jellyfish? Why do my boobs droop like a seal’s flippers, and why are my jowels so bearded and stubbly? I only want to be beautiful! I only want to be loved!’ ...Join The Ugly Mermaid on a perilous undersea adventure like no other, as she struggles to break the terrifyingly evil Witch-Queen of the Abyss’s cruel curse.Also included are two other watery tales- The Walrus Story and Shipwreck’d Sarah and the Silly-Looking Pirates!

The Ugly Mermaid is a great introduction to Clifford James Hayes’s bonkers tales. If you’re not a frenzied, foaming-at-the-mouth fan of his books yet, you soon will be!



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